Ug. Tupperware parties. Ug. Tupperware parties with pregnant bellies all over the place??? Kill me now........ at least there was wine............. but why did i have to go???? of course i have to go. I have to pretend i am ok, that none of this gets to me. I really suck at that. Suck suck suck....... i am sure i look like a starving person drooling at a preggy belly like it was a rack of ribs!!!!
and the worst part is the insensitivy of friends who feel that their issue of trying was so difficult. Apparantly I have to relax. yes, maybe if i become a couch potato my uterus will relax into a nice Heart shape? T shape? anything but a banana!!!!
I have a baby shower this weekend. Great way to spend my week of pms.
PMS is great!!!!! Xcuse to be a B----h and get away with it!
ReplyDeleteYupp...relaxings helps...so do pigs fly..and cow jump over moons...smile
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ReplyDeleteYou're brave to go to a Baby Shower Alchemist .. I avoid them like the plague!!
ReplyDeleteRelax?? Wow. Never heard THAT before.. ;-) LOL!! Oh, there are so many fertility specialists out there, aren't there??? tch..
Look after you
xxChoppie
Hey Alchemist, that makes two of us going to baby showers this weekend with PMS. Yippee!!! At least we can drink wine. I'll drink a silent toast to you xxx
ReplyDeletehey wonder if its the same one lucky ;)
ReplyDeleteHey Alchemist
ReplyDeleteThat would be great wouldn't it... but no it's Mash actually and I'm in CT and you're in JHB so unlikely to be the same baby shower. We could have sat in a corner and drowned our sorrows!
A pity party without me.....no..that can't happen Mash and Alchemist. It would have to be the three of us in a corner with a bottle of Jack Daniels (each)
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